January 2010
52 posts
HAPPY NEW YEARS. Wishing bloggers, people, babies, and various forms of puppies or reptiles a really happy new year!
December 2009
68 posts
Hipsters Confuse Parents(and many other people)
Mom: What are you looking at?
Me: A blog
Mom: Whose blog?
Me: LATFH, i dont know who writes it, its just funny
Mom: oh, whos that girl? She reminds me of my friend kelly-ann from college
Me: Mom...
Mom: What?
Me: That's a guy...
Mom: wait..really? No...well how am i supposed to know? he doesnt have any facial hair, and his hair is really long. hes his clothes look like they are for women
Me: This is a hipster.
Mom: a what?
Me: people who like being ironic but end up looking like tools and refrain from bathing.
Mom: hmm...okay
I had a similar conversation with my mom about how Bard is not, in fact, a "hippie school", but is actually more of a "hipster school" if anything. I then had to explain what a hipster is, which proved rather difficult.
Perhaps my mom can use her tranny-spotting skills to help your mother exercise her undeveloped hipster senses.
haha yes, tranny spotting skills are the base to any hipsterdar! it was hard to explain but i made sure to include the lack of bathing which i think was most important. i dont know how else to describe them? because at first i thought to list clothing items, but then that could just be any trendy teen or twentysomething and not a hipster at all.
Hipsters Confuse Parents(and many other people)
Mom: What are you looking at?
Me: A blog
Mom: Whose blog?
Me: LATFH, i dont know who writes it, its just funny
Mom: oh, whos that girl? She reminds me of my friend kelly-ann from college
Me: Mom...
Mom: What?
Me: That's a guy...
Mom: wait..really? No...well how am i supposed to know? he doesnt have any facial hair, and his hair is really long. hes his clothes look like they are for women
Me: This is a hipster.
Mom: a what?
Me: people who like being ironic but end up looking like tools and refrain from bathing.
Mom: hmm...okay
I attempted to be classy
by having wine and cheese. I did not feel any classier, maybe just a little lamer, and coming down with a tad bit of francophilia, or 80’s yuppy syndrome. I also prefer grape juice.
Thankful
For lots of things. If I ever complain, I dont mean it. I’ll leave it there.
Carpe Diem and all that jazz!
-Helayne
Getting Hit on by Creep at Library
Creep: So That's Google Youre On ,eh?
Me: types types types
Creep: Googles pretty great, I mean you can just go there for all the answers
Me : types types types:
Creep: Hey I was talkin to you, :taps my shoulder:
Me: Oh ha, yeah the wonders of the web :types types:
Creep: Man my finals so hard, I have to read all these books look at these books. I dont think I can finish
Me: Man, thats a lot of books. No no I bet you can do it.
Creep: Man I love your google theory.
Me: Um...you mean online research.
Creep: Yeah :stretches arm: Im pretty good at that
Me: Oh :types types types until creep gets idea that I just want to type:
Creep: Okay, one more page to go last stretch..alright, im gonna go
HONESTLY?!?!?!??!?!?! Why can't I attract normal people, is that so much to ask?
Gotta Finish That
Paper and Powerpoint! Then Vaccuum my empty room, rearrange my new room, do ten loads of laundry, pack, buy train ticket, leave, home all in a 24 hour time limit, no big!!! no big at alll!!!!!
SO CLOSE BUT SO FAR AWAY.
Back on Facebook
SO…originally I took this blog, my personal one, off facebook, because I found out a bunch of people actually read it, embarrassed because I didnt think they would, I took it off and made some kind of lame syracuse blog. The cuse blog started off okay, on the first two days, but I never really had the time, and just liked posting random crap instead of making an actual classy newsworthy blog...
Note to Future:
Intern for Chelsea Lately.
inthefade:
Jet Song - West Side Story
I...
I Must
finish my final papers, do my laundry, and clean my room. BUT all I can actually do is sleep, eat pirates booty, drink juicy juice, watch shit on hulu, and keep posting random stuff on tumblr.
Why am I so unproductive?
“Aint got no money in my pocket, but Im already here
Now, the dudes are lining...”
– Ke$ha.
Quoting this because I have finals on monday, and I can. Im gonna go brush my teeth with a bottle of Jack now!
WatchBy Claire Fauché
“Oh no How can you stand it When I run When I run Like a bandit I wear him like a habit In the lining of my jacket”
-Thao With the Get Down Stay Down
Thao Nguyen - Beat (Health Life and Fire)
Inspirational Quote Spazz
I tumblr spazzed with anti fail quotes from loverly people that I quite admire like Teddy Roosevelt, F Scott Fitzgerald, Ernest Hemingway, and others. Read below if you want to feel inspired, read something else if you’re either heartless or perfect : ).
Helayne,
lalalalies:
turquoiseharmonicas:
lalalalies:
I miss you terribly D:
Oh, and…
HAPPY HANUKKAH :D
haha thanks I miss you mucho too!!! There is no doubt were reunionizing ovah winter break if your in the vale/dale, friendlys??? : )
no doubt what-so-ever. I’M SO EXCITED TO SEE YOU :DDDD
YAYYY!!! Same herre!!! So the other day, some friends in my house bought Cooking Mama for the Wii!...
“Develop success from failures. Discouragement and failure are two of the surest...”
– Dale Carnegie
“But man is not made for defeat. A man can be destroyed but not defeated.”
– Ernest Hemingway
“The only man who never makes mistakes is the man who never does anything.”
– Teddy Roosevelt
“Forget about the consequences of failure. Failure is only a temporary change in...”
– Denis Waitley
Helayne,
lalalalies:
I miss you terribly D:
Oh, and…
HAPPY HANUKKAH :D
haha thanks I miss you mucho too!!! There is no doubt were reunionizing ovah winter break if your in the vale/dale, friendlys??? : )
“Don’t be sad, don’t be angry, if life deceives you! Submit to your...”
– Alexandra Pushkin
“Supposing you have tried and failed again and again. You may have a fresh start...”
– Mary Pickford
“Never confuse a single defeat with a final defeat”
– F. Scott Fitzgerald
SO...
I have tonsilitis and mono, yayyy!!!! I have to take Incompletes for all my final projects and get them done over break : ( and I probably cant go to Canada : ( bring on the pity party!!!!
Get Thee to a Nunnery
I’m sick. For finals week. I’m gonna have to join the convent.
“Life is a combination of magic and pasta.”
– Federico Fellini (via simko: nathanjohnson) (via rainysanctuary) (via paintyhands)
I think this is my new life statement.
“Don’t marry for money unless he’s a Kennedy”
When talking about crazy things people think stop sperm and eggs from meeting for coffee, and getting together, apparently no one else has ever heard of the “coca-cola” method of birth control. I had been taught this was false in HS “You can’t insert a shaken bottle of coca cola for birth control, no really kids this is what some people think”…maybe that’s...
“It’s that time of year, when the world falls in love”
– Christmas Waltz