January 2010
52 posts
“Of a certain knight that swore by his honor they were good
pancakes, and swore...”
– Touchstone The Fool- Shakespeare’s As You Like It
Im pretty sure this is something Demetri Martin would say, if he was a 1600’s court jester. Just sayin.
Ahahah
http://fashionista.com/2010/01/pi_phi_votes_tory_burch_not_do.php
I believe this doc. is supposed to be filled with sarcasm(I hope), I have one quite similar, that our national org. probably sent out to every chapter for recruitment. This girl clearly added her own very colorful remarks to it. It would be entertaining if ours did too XD
Please be kind, bloggers, non greeks, fellow greeks, and...
Thanks Virus Say Hi To Your Motha For Me Okay?
So after a week of this illness, ive lost 10 pounds! Maybe this isn’t such a bad thing after all! Just kidding, being able to not eat or drink is gross, now I understand why religious people get all up in their grilles about saying grace before,after, during meals. Did you like my spelling of grilles? I thought it was pretty classy.
Oh yeah and I’ve gone to all my classes this week...
A Poem About Mono
This is the picture i got what I got when I typed mono into google images i think you might have to go on my blog and off your dash to see it..its pretty entertaining. Anyhoo
Mono you are the antithesis of fun
you are painful and hurtful like a shot gun
Less enjoyable then being personally victimized by Regina George
My throat is more swollen than a black eye at the Jersey Shorge.
Why...
: ) : ( :D :o :P :3 :x :*
I really should stop using emoticons. My texts/facebook messages to people pretty much resemble a 13 yr old on aim circa 2003 when using 15 smileys as a sentence was basically communication between people. On the other hand I feel like it adds a delightfully friendly touch to an otherwise bland, impersonal, or borderline bitchy sounding text. I always debate for a second to use it or not, but out...
Will the Real Dork Please Stand Up! →
THANK YOU BEST WEEK EVER. I get annoyed when all these Hollywood actresses tell everyone theyre dorks. Especially if its because they liked the new Star Trek movie. Who doesn’t like that movie? Have you seen Chris Pine? Or When Megan Fox talks about reading comics and “graphic novels”. Yeah okay. And this isn’t a usual diss at her, because I dont know why some girls get so...
I've Got A Mixed Up Memory and I've Got Favorite...
“On the 14th January 2010, Nash revealed that the second album was complete, and that it is expected for release in upcoming months. The first single from the second album is called ‘Doo-wah Do’ other songs that have been confirmed include, ‘I Hate Seagulls’, ‘Don’t You Want to Share the Guilt’, ‘Paris’ and ‘Kiss that...
Why My Life is Written By Someone Working At An...
Girl Meets Boy. Girl Gets strept throat. Girl Meets Boy Again, Girl Gets strept throat. Again. Coincidence? sign? deal breaker? Let’s take a 5 day retrospective through antibiotics and tylenol and reassess. :cue a precocious sibling going “maybe youd get an A in calculus if you spent more time studying and less time getting cooties!!! :laugh track: :commercial break for chex mix:
“Full of Insight, Deep Thoughts, and Shirtless Hotness.”
– GLAMOUR Mag- Feb 2010.
Outstanding Performance by a Female Actor in a...
oldfilmsflicker:
Joan Allen - Georgia O’Keeffe
Drew Barrymore - Grey Gardens
Ruby Dee - America
Jessica Lange - Grey Gardens
Sigourney Weaver - Prayers For Bobby
YES. I can’t tell you how much I loved Grey Gardens, probably one of my favorite movies of the year despite it being on the box. Drew as Little Edie was amazeballs.
“War tactics, they make me sick
Reel your heart in run away with it
Smile on...”
– Shove It-Santigold
Ted Kennedy
just rolled over in his grave. water boarding/ cap and trade supporter? Okay Massachusetts.
crushes:
stone face,
I will do everything I can to get you to crack a smile.
— a
aw. the best feeling in the world is making a really serious person laugh, then you know what youre saying is good stuff : )
(If You’re Wondering If I Want You To) I...
Quick Change Artist
So it’s official, I changed my major. I love fashion, but I see myself better on another path. Also I can always come back to to it, if you have a BFA you can do anything in the arts. As long as I have a snazzy portfolio the art world is my oyster, being able to crack it open any time and find some kind of happy shiny pearl o’ opportunity.
The only thing I can possible think the...
““Cause if that Tom’s don’t work
if it just makes you worse...”
– Vampire Weekend
Gone With The Wind
Scarlett O’Hara is such a batch.
Amen Tumblr
May we never again have to have that rediculous feeling of being insecure about tumblarity!!! Even though it was redic. I still felt inadequate when other people would post like “OMG THANKS SO MUCH FANS 5,001 TUMBLARITY, I LOVE YOU ALL SO MUCH I REALLY DO I WOULD BE NOWHERE WITHOUT YOU”. Ahhh…peace and quiet throughout the merry land of tumblr.
Merry Tumblr To All and To All a...
The Best Explanation of How it Happened and What... →
I never actually understood the financial crisis entirely until I read this, even though we are technically out of the recession, the banks will continue to fuck us over. : /
Im excited to go back
but I want to stay home : / . The people, the events, the classes are all quite enticing but honestly I could use a few more weeks to sleep, and watch Platinum Weddings.
“To be honest about it, sex was not worth the wait. After we did it, I was kind...”
– Kevin Jonas. I believe thats the Disney juice talking.
I Love
the fact that I paid 50 dollars for a pretty dress that someone once paid 350 for.
Peace, Love, and Off 5th.
meerissa:
California English - Vampire...
I do not like
facebook. It really creeps me out.
TV Tonight
Vampire Weekend is on David Letterman tonight. After discovering my insides were clearly created by a group of 6 year olds playing Operation, I have taken this Tuesday night to reside in doors. And Contra is streaming on NPR in its entirety, I say its gonna be a good good night.
REM: People Edition
The strangest mix of celebrities, people I know, and people I haven’t seen or spoken to in ages tend to appear in my dreams. First I was in a strange vaudeville circus with the lost daughter of charles and diana, and then I was in a sort of professional high school basketball game, with a mix of oscar nominees and people from middle school/high school/my vaudeville pals. I dont even know. A...
Well Now
just discovered how to auto-tune on garageband, thanks internet!!! TPains got nothin on me, except for…wait never mind.
Hi I'm a Mac, and I'm a PC
Sometimes in the throws of computer malfunction passion, my first instinct is still to frantically press ctrl-alt-dlt….It does not work.
Veggie Chile
is the best thing to come from the southwest since the lone ranger and cacti.
